this is what alex looks like. silly.

welcome to buyalex

buyalex is the online home of alexander parker. regal named and an advertising design student, alex parker sometimes forgets to use capital letters. alex parker also likes to talk in third person. the point of buyalex.com is to sell alex and his talents to anyone who qualifies to purchase him. this means that you can use alex for graphic design, web design, modeling, or any other purpose that you see fit. alex is poor and almost always up for work. if you would like to use alex, check out the contact page.

now that you know alex is for sale, why would you want to buy him? indeed alex has a few miles on him and isn’t as shiny as some other models but quirks are what make it all worth while. among many other things, alex was that kid you saw on the Teen Choice Awards 2008 handing surfboards to your favorite stars, an honorable mention in the Greener Gadgets Design Competition 2008, and in 2006 was the owner of a t-shirt company that got featured in Chic.

since around 2001 alex has been doing some form of design and has worked with Regent University, Box of Baskets, & Brad Sucks to name a few. so go ahead, alex won’t bite. if you’re interested in buying alex use the contact page and we’ll talk. or, if you’d like, feel free to browse the site. i recommend the portfolio page.